Thread of Evil

[Kiros]

Shoe stealing? Brilliant. You! *points to Kiros* Are my new Superior Henchman. Keep up the good ultimateplanofevil work!

Okay so now im like evil and whatever, and steal shoes.. SO I though it might be interesting to see what other people would do IF they were givin the chance to be evil, even for a second. AND not get caught. Lets have a little chaos shall we (but keep it PG-13 haha)
:firedevil EVIIIIL!! :saevil: :firedevil

[Chronor]

I'd somehow steal the clock tower in England and place it in New York City...d*mnbrits are so cocky...

[Kiros]

Thats awsome!! Hahah, now people in newyork can tell the time and stop being late all the time and the british can't!! This will cause then to go crazy because they will be so unorganized and always late! I should have known that Clock was there power source!

[Hiromi]

I'd laugh a lot. Evil people always seem the happiest...

[Kiros]

Yes, indeed laugh, the will trigger a tonado in asia, perrrfect.. all is going according to my plan :privateey

[Trin]

I won't do anything...at all. My lack of motion and productivity will give fellow slackers the impression that they too can do it. Eventually, the lack of productivity will be so bad, that the worldwide economy will collapse under the pressure of its own expectations.

Worldwide panic ensues!

[Hiromi]

*throws back her head in evil laughter*

[Kiros]

:icon16: That would be so magnificent!

[MitsueNeko]

Yes, indeed laugh, the will trigger a tonado in asia, perrrfect.. all is going according to my plan :privateey
Which part of Asia because if it hits and kills me during my visit to my home land... I'm soo going to haunt all you people the GRUDGE STYLE!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Okay... being evil is sort of scary, but it's soo fun..... heheheheheh....

[Kiros]

:-p Lol asia in general. i doubt it hit you though.

[Kuraku Hideaki]

Ametures...

I would shake a bunny.

BUAHAHAHAHA! *evil grin*

[moses]

ok ok ok. this one has a history for me. so this is how it goes. i get some nice claymore mines. set them up on the golf cart path so that when the cocky sob who wanted to play through me drives through.... BBBBOOOOOOOMMM! HEADSHOT! I CAN DANCE ALL DAY! and then i do the victory arm pump.

anyway thats my evil thought for the day.

[Kiros]

That was like semi-evil... lol good try though Moses, i dont think you have any evil in you.

[moses]

o believe me im pure evil.

[Kiros]

Then pleace, Grace us with your presence, Masta - o - Evil and post something that only the likes of us, the seeds of evil, might appreciate! :D

[moses]

whats the difference between onions and babies?

I cry when i cut up onions

[Kiros]

Childs play, Whats worse, A pile of dead babies.. or the one in the middle eating its way out.

Whats worse the a baby nailed to a wall, me pulling it off.

:smileeek:

[Abc]

Now that is litterly childs play...pun intended.

Why go for babies? Go for someone who you can really hear scream and shout something coherent but is still as defenseless as a child. The answer my friends is old people.

I'd take my bat and personally go to these old geezers apartments and teach them how to eat the fat end of my baseball bat until they, "Pay my rent! You lazy bums!" Or if your desiring something more poetic, use a re-bar to crack their kneecaps first. Then if they still don't pay up, use their protestic teeth to bite off their fingers one by one, starting with the index finger of course, until they do.



Do not challenge the Dark Lord himself!

[Kiros]

I think because i started a thread on being evil, i am the most evil... i mean i see the dark lord and i fart in his face. Sooo.. anyway

[Kuraku Hideaki]

Wait forget the bunny...

There, made you forget about bunnies, didn't I?

BUAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Abc]

I've got something evil you could do to those reality tv people. They want reality? I'll show them reality.

You kidnap them from their homes, strip them down, blindfold them and tie them to a metal chair. You put them in a special room where you can control the heat and cold to extreme levels. Slowly, you turn up the heat until the chairs are as hot as a branding iron. And then if they don't pass out from the ensueing third degree burns, you hang them from shackles in a dark room where the only thing they can see is a sign that reads: "You have this long to live." With a digital clock that starts at twelves hours and counts down by the second. And when the clock reaches zero, the lights come on and everyone yells, "Surprise!" All start laughing....and pretend its a big joke.

If the victim does not die of a heart-attack from the shock a clown will come up and hit him with a pie. They would be lured into a false sense of sercurity by some announcer guy saying, "You've just won a million dollors!" Thats when we bring out the knives and cutting utensils. And from then on a 12 inch straight cut would be applied to their body every 15 minutes for 2 more hours. Hobos of course would be hired to rub salt and lemon juice on the wounds with their dirty homeless fingers. I could go on and on but I think you get the picture.

And all this would be broadcasted on a thing called the Snuff Channel. A channel where every thirty minutes one of this worlds biggest idiots is removed from society in the worst way. And I would work personally to ensure that every day another 48 morons are removed from this earth. And here's another reality series that that Paris Hilton could star in. You take her, put bacon grease all over her, toss her in a prison full of criminal killers and psychopaths, give them all 7 inch long sharp objects and let em loose.

And I know what your thinking. "Look at all these sick and twisted things in this post!" Well I'm sorry. Maybe this was just a bit too much reality for some of you.




Shira

[Slots]

mmmm BACON!

[Kiros]

HAHA that is almost more funny sounding the evil, or something out of a JTHM comic, anyway, thanks for summiting your evil thoughts ^^

[Hiromi]

And when the clock reaches zero, the lights come on and everyone yells, "Surprise!" All start laughing....and pretend its a big joke.

Oh man. That right there... I laughed forever. My theory is 98% of the world's population are morons. You'd sure have your pick of contestants.

:grouphug: the Dark Lord!

[Trin]

In true Champ Kind style, take your arch enemy's mother out for a nice seafood dinner, and then never call her back.

MWAHAHAHA!

[Chronor]

Man Trin...that's pretty sick right there!

[Kiros]

I would put someone in a room, with nothing to do besides play RUNESCAPE....

[Chronor]

I would put someone in a room, with nothing to do besides play RUNESCAPE....


OUCH! :eek:

[Kiros]

My little brother is truly more evil then I... he makes me play that **** at 4 in the morning, making him money and lvling... *dies a little inside*

[Kuraku Hideaki]

BUAHAHAHA!

You all have still forgotten about the bunny.

(Yes, i know im evil)

[Kiros]

... *shoots Hideaki's so called 'bunny'* ...

[Yumi]

if i was evil and could get away with any thing, i would steal all the gold from FT.Knox and fund T:LaW to make it the bigest and best game and use it to rule the world......


hey a girls gota dream right

[Kiros]

THATS NOT EVIL, BUT IT RULES AHAHA good one. You have out eviled us all. By be self sacrificing lol.

[MitsueNeko]

I WANNA TRY! I WANNA TRY! Okay! Here goes...

If I were evil, which I am already to my very obidient slaves, and could get away with anything, I would steal all the candycane around Christmas time like the Grinch. What I will do with the candy is that I will keep them to all myself and eat it! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Kiros]

Yay, good job mitsue.. >.> dont steal mine though. :hug:

[ShininShado]

"You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil--Just one calorie, not evil enough."