Micro$oft bans hitler!

[Zorbon]

Foul language ahead.

http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=71052

[Vahn]

Aha...ha....hah....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Zorbon, you made my day. You have a knack for doing that I've noticed.

:D

[yuir]

arrrrrr poor hitler, he never has any luck:P

[hessan]

That was good!

I wish I knew German so I could understand what Hitler is really saying. That man's acting is superb.

[Vahn]

My friend Will's response to seeing that video, which I shall paste here:

"The scenes from this parody are taken from the German movie "Der Untergang" (The Downfall), which I thought was a pretty interesting movie. It's script was based on the real life accounts of the bunker guards present during Hitler's last three days alive."

Just thought that was an interesting tidbit.

[Zorbon]

yea i own the movie, it's pretty good.

i can catch about half the German, if you understand german then the video isn't as funny.

luckily i don't know it well enough to harm the movie ^,~

(it's funny when he says Stalin the subs say a dirty word lol)

On 22 April, during one of his last military conferences, Hitler interrupted the report to ask what had happened to General Felix Steiner's offensive. There was a long silence and then Hitler was told that the attack had never been launched, and that the withdrawal from Berlin of several units for Steiner's army, on Hitler's orders, had so weakened the front that the Russians had broken through into Berlin. This was too much for Hitler; he asked everyone except Wilhelm Keitel, Hans Krebs, Alfred Jodl, Wilhelm Burgdorf, and Martin Bormann to leave the room, and launched a furious tirade against the perceived treachery and incompetence of his military commanders, culminating in an oath to stay in Berlin, head up the defense of the city, and shoot himself at the end.

[hessan]

I figured that. I think I may have read an english translation of whatever inspired that movie because I remember reading about that somewhere.

[Nikki Mond]

It's from the German Movie "Der Untergang" wonder if they have the rights to use that film material seeing ti has a copyright but this is what they say

In the south the enemy took Zossen, and is meeting up in Stahnzaflor (couldn't understand him so that could be wrong). The enemy is now operating in the northern city border between Ponau and Pankau (never been to Berlin so I don't know if I understood his citynames correctly) and in the east the enemy managed to advance to the line Lichtenberg.

Hitler: With the attack of Steiner all of this will be placed into order.

My Führer, Steiner...

Steiner wasn't able to rally enough forces to mobalise an attack. Steiners counterattack did not succeed.

*Hitler takes his glasses off*

Hitler: The following people remain in the room, Keitel, Jodel, Krebs and ?Puta?. IT WAS AN ORDER!!!!! THE ATTACK OF STEINER WAS AN ORDER, WHO ARE YOU ALL TO NOT FULLFILL MY ORDERS!?!! *camera zooms outside with all the scared women* so this far it has come...THE MILITARY LIED TO ME, EVERYBODY CHEATED ON ME EVEN THE SS. THE WHOLE GENERAL STAFF IS NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF WORTHLESS, LOYALESS COWARDS!!!!

General: My Führer, I can not allow you to humiliate troops which are bleeding to death for you...

Hitler: THEY ARE COWARDS!!!!!! TRAITORS, TOTAL LOOSERS!!!!!

General: My Führer, what you say is just horrible!

Hitler: The General Staff is the dirt of the German VOLK *Throws crayons on the table* They have no HONOUR! They call themselves Generals because they spent years at the military academy only to learn how to eat with a knife and fork! For years the Generals have done nothing but hinder me! They placed everything in my way!! I did my best and for years I but there intrests in first all because of STALIN! I was never at an academy but still I managed all alone ALL BYMYSELF I took over Europe! Traitors! From the very first moment I was betrayed and lied to! There have been lots of horrible traitors to the German Volk! But all of those traitors will pay, they will pay with their blood..they are going to DROWN IN THEIR OWN BLOOD!! *Chick outside crys* My orders have been casted away, it is impossible to lead under these conditions. It is over. *General rubs his tummy* The war has been lost. But you my gentlemen, if you all believe that because of this I will leave Berlin, than you are terribly misstaken I would rather shoot a bullet in my head. Do what you want...

[ToshiMaru]

haha, priceless.