Funny Videos and Quotes/Jokes v2.0

[Sykoi]

I thought the forum could use some cheering up, so I decided to revive this old thread.
Feel free to post videos from various video sites, but if it contains any sexual content or anything similar, please use [ spoiler] tags and warn users that its not work safe.

Fear of girls:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7521044027821122670

[Kiros]

MERCY? YOU WANTED MERCY!!?? IM CHAOTIC NEUTRAL!!!

o_o

I could see myself doing that...
Hmm I want a Plutonic Life Partner >,<

[Rez]

Lol, I saw that movie just a couple days ago, funny stuff.

Here is a link to "The Most HORRIFIC Act of Ninja Looting" ever....(in WoW).

http://files.filefront.com/HORRIFIC_Act_of_Ninja_Looting/;3980267;;/fileinfo.html

[Senshi]

LOL, funny stuff.
There are ninjas in WoW?!? Im definately playing that game now!

[Raku]

Cool, i wouldn't mind posting a link every day or so, i have a few bookmarked myself that i like to watch occasionally.

Heres on for today: "Asian Backstreet Boys"
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2397532802194226883

[moses]

i love how the other guy in the background is playin cs XD hes just like i cant sing, im getting boom headshots!

and my post
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2899771876757809023&q=funny

and for us csers
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-422418017724691414&q=counter+strike

[Sykoi]

Demon babies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyh7x5FBobQ&feature=Recent&page=8&t=t&f=b

[moses]

funny and scary at the same time.

[Kondo Isami]

wow.. i had to stop watching it cuz i kept thinking of a few guys that i no of lol!

[Sykoi]

The bittorrent song!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vN1D5jJAHTs

[Zorbon]

...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ySzEJxOdbKI

:eek:

[Sykoi]

Haha I saw this a year ago, surprised its still circulating :haha:

[kyohisakawa]

Lol, quiet Kondo! You know you liked it when Kevin killed all of those orcs BY HIMSELF.

[Zorbon]

how about this one?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xUgJ9hEufGU&search=japanese%20pizza%20commercial

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4946101556303618610&q=sushi is also good too, though the link will die soon (darn! google vidoes)

[Sykoi]

Is that big guy the guy who's in 'Hello! Project's TV show? The one who chases down Mini Moni? :haha:

[Zorbon]

bob sapp ^^

[kyohisakawa]

Gah, eating sushi is so... technical... I don't think I could do it!

[moses]

ok so we were in the Flash Chat chatting it up and MattyQ was all like check this out.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2782900066759422210&q=ask+ninja

if you want more just search ask a ninja in google video.

[Hige Katsumori]

Don't want to watch it <_<
And as a further note:
Suuure, everyone leaves before I can get back from shoveling... Thanks guys.

[Telsist]

*sigh* This isn't the first time I've seen this. I don't know whether that's good or bad.

[Spike]

That movie clip is hillarious I've seen a couple ones themed a bit like that.

[MattyQ]

Bah. As long as you're willing to take it with a grain of salt and not get wicked offended by ninjas being teased, then it's very amusing. Consider him the fantasy RPG kinda ninja.

EDIT: And the theme song is the best.

[kyohisakawa]

Hahahaha, that was hillarious. "Yes, if you consider slaying a giant magical dragon a store! A STORE WHICH YOU WILL NEVER SHOP FROM!"

[Sykoi]

Gotta love Ron White:

"We're all a little bit gay."
"Naw man, I ain't gay!"
"Sure you are, and I can prove it to you."
"Hell no!"
"Well, do you watch porn?"
"Of course man, you know I watch porn."
"Do you only watch two women?"
"Naw, I like to watch a woman and a man make love."
"Do you like the man to have a tiny, flaccid penis?"
"Naw! I want to see a big hard throbbing cock!" {pause} "I did not know that about myself!"

[Sykoi]

Intelligent AI in Oblivion: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1216213971004625060&pl=true

[ninjaxmaster]

This isn't a video, but I still enjoy reading all the articles, the writer is just hilarious.

The Superficial.com (http://www.thesuperficial.com)

[ShininShado]

Intelligent AI in Oblivion: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1216213971004625060&pl=true

ROFL!!

ok so we were in the Flash Chat chatting it up and MattyQ was all like check this out.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2782900066759422210&q=ask+ninja

if you want more just search ask a ninja in google video.

This ninja reminds me of Ben Stiller's character in Dodgeball. Globo Dojo!

[uzshka]

Clever guy, you would think he would get more hurt... http://www.wimp.com/insanejump/

Collection of very funny videos: http://www.wimp.com/triggerhappy/

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www.bash.org has lots of really funny IRC quotes =P

Here are my personal favourites: :D


<studdud> what the **** is wtf

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
<Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.

<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
<XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible *****.

<_kr4m3r> so many ****ing criminals, its bullshit
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"

<h|tler> HOW THE **** CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????

<Stormrider> I should bomb something
<Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
<Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
<Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
*** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe
<FBI> We saw it anyway.
*** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...

< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.

<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough.

<reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
<hypr> wtf are donut seeds

Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west
Spin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety.
Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar.
Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin.
Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR.
Pirate: Avast!
Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow!
Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east.
Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off.
Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound.

<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that

<blazemore> omg i love this song
<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
<Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song

<Insomniak`> Stupid ****ing Google
<Insomniak`> "The" is a common word, and was not included in your search
<Insomniak`> "Who" is a common word, and was not included in your search

<by> Is there anyway I can tell the world I'm an idiot?
<Seven7> Of course, just type your name, where you live and your confession
<by> Kk
<by> I am Mark Duval of Belgium, and I am an idiot
<by> ?
<by> Now what?
<Seven7> Don't worry. It's done

gentoogod: omg dude
gentoogod: today i might the stupidest 3 people i ever met
gentoogod: thier 3 brains combined couldnt solve the dilemma they faced today
siral21: what was it
gentoogod: ok before i say this
gentoogod: 100% true, not one second of a lie
gentoogod: this lady went into mcdonalds today and ordered a big mac for her
gentoogod: and ordered 2 mcgrittles one for each kid. one had bacon one without
gentoogod: her sons are around 18 or 19 so not infants
gentoogod: she went to the counter furious cause the son that wanted bacon has no bacon on his and the one that didnt want bacon has bacon on his
gentoogod: i fell on the floor beside her and couldnt stop laughing
gentoogod: so i finally stood up and asked her to repeat, thinking maybe shes drunk
gentoogod: i swear to god she looked at me straight faced and repeated it. and her 2 sons were beside her mad that they didnt get the order they wanted

* @Lan plays with his privates.
<Rintaun> ...
<@Lan> I got these new toy soldiers
<@Lan> They are really neat

<green> We vegetarians love the environment. carnivores are sick freaks.
<Frank> How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the ****ing plants

mdiym42: note to self
mdiym42: make sure your cat is not sleeping in the bass drum before you start playing them

<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!
<Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck

<TomskE`away> omg best thing ever
<TomskE`away> if u get pulled over by like highway cops
<TomskE`away> you go " i bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the highway cops ball"
<TomskE`away> so they go
<TomskE`away> "highway cops dont have balls"

[Sykoi]

Great video: http://cosbybebop.ytmnd.com/

[moses]

Clever guy, you would think he would get more hurt... http://www.wimp.com/insanejump/

Collection of very funny videos: http://www.wimp.com/triggerhappy/

____________________________________

www.bash.org (http://www.bash.org) has lots of really funny IRC quotes =P

Here are my personal favourites: :D


<studdud> what the **** is wtf

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
<Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.

<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
<XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible *****.

<_kr4m3r> so many ****ing criminals, its bullshit
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"

<h|tler> HOW THE **** CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????

<Stormrider> I should bomb something
<Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
<Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
<Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
*** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe
<FBI> We saw it anyway.
*** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...

< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.

<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough.

<reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
<hypr> wtf are donut seeds

Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west
Spin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety.
Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar.
Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin.
Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR.
Pirate: Avast!
Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow!
Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east.
Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off.
Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound.

<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that

<blazemore> omg i love this song
<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
<Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song

<Insomniak`> Stupid ****ing Google
<Insomniak`> "The" is a common word, and was not included in your search
<Insomniak`> "Who" is a common word, and was not included in your search

<by> Is there anyway I can tell the world I'm an idiot?
<Seven7> Of course, just type your name, where you live and your confession
<by> Kk
<by> I am Mark Duval of Belgium, and I am an idiot
<by> ?
<by> Now what?
<Seven7> Don't worry. It's done

gentoogod: omg dude
gentoogod: today i might the stupidest 3 people i ever met
gentoogod: thier 3 brains combined couldnt solve the dilemma they faced today
siral21: what was it
gentoogod: ok before i say this
gentoogod: 100% true, not one second of a lie
gentoogod: this lady went into mcdonalds today and ordered a big mac for her
gentoogod: and ordered 2 mcgrittles one for each kid. one had bacon one without
gentoogod: her sons are around 18 or 19 so not infants
gentoogod: she went to the counter furious cause the son that wanted bacon has no bacon on his and the one that didnt want bacon has bacon on his
gentoogod: i fell on the floor beside her and couldnt stop laughing
gentoogod: so i finally stood up and asked her to repeat, thinking maybe shes drunk
gentoogod: i swear to god she looked at me straight faced and repeated it. and her 2 sons were beside her mad that they didnt get the order they wanted

* @Lan plays with his privates.
<Rintaun> ...
<@Lan> I got these new toy soldiers
<@Lan> They are really neat

<green> We vegetarians love the environment. carnivores are sick freaks.
<Frank> How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the ****ing plants

mdiym42: note to self
mdiym42: make sure your cat is not sleeping in the bass drum before you start playing them

<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!
<Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck

<TomskE`away> omg best thing ever
<TomskE`away> if u get pulled over by like highway cops
<TomskE`away> you go " i bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the highway cops ball"
<TomskE`away> so they go
<TomskE`away> "highway cops dont have balls"

those are all awesome! i demand more!

Sykoi thats pretty funny too

[uzshka]

:D just go to bash.org moses

[Sykoi]

Two new hilarous videos (Both from the same Japanese show)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gNsDp2N6yM&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eplanet%2Enl%2Fplanet%2Fsho w%2Fid%3D75064%2Fcontentid%3D727918%2Fsc%3D41c156
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrJSMxRPzPU&mode=related&search=

Another one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDMI2-OgP6c&search=D1%E5%A4%A7%E6%95%B4%E5%8F%A4-%E6%B5%81%E5%8B%95%E5%BB%81%E6%89%80

[selmo]

haha i liked the guy comin out of the floor the best

[selmo]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hHjSj_nKTws


haha i thought it was hilarious!

edit: haha just noticed i doulbe posted but they were like 8 months aprt *dont eat me mods im sorry!*

[moses]

heres my latest find

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8avOiTUcD4Y&mode=related&search=

[Zorbon]

what i'm using to learn calculus

May contain adult material.

http://www.howtodogirls.com/bikini_calculus_dvd_sale.php

[selmo]

lol i didnt watch any of em....but errr good luck?

[Zorbon]

lol i didnt watch any of em....but errr good luck?
i learned that all in highschool, just forgot how to do it =,=
it's a good refresher, one chick is actually really smart, the other is just a playboy ditz ^^; both hots though =D

[Kamakiri]

http://www.mega64.com/re4.htm