Bash

[Kurosaki]

Well this has the be the funniest quote website i have ever been on. I just spent my last computer lab trying to stop laughing at half of the quotes.


Bash (http://www.bash.org)

For a taster:

<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
<cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
<cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
<cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
<emoti_conartist> lol
<cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
<cassius_clay13> so he f*****g KICKS one of the stall doors open
<cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a s**t
<emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
<cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
<cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh s**t... if i were taking a s**t and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to f**k him up... so i'd better hit him first'
<cassius_clay13> so he f*****g SMACKS this guy in the face
<cassius_clay13> and runs away
<cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

Warning :: If you are easily offended this may not be for you. Quotes found on this website or any affiliates may contain abbusive, sexual or racist remarks.

[Sykoi]

Yeah, Bash is definitely a great site :D

<Mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
<spitfire> haha mendo
<spitfire> take a screen shot
<spitfire> wait
<spitfire> that made no sense

[Kurosaki]

I think you need to give me rep for posting the websites URL here :D

[selmo]

hahaha, we have talked about bash alot on IRC a few months ago, yeah its a funny site i have read it for hours when im bored.

[Slots]

You should at least put a warning to people who are easily offended when doing anything related to bash or any QDB.

[Kurosaki]

Yeah i suppose you have a valid point. Will change it now

[Raku]

Haha that site is so old, but nontheless its still good.

They need to update it though, it gets boring reading the same quotes over and over again.

[moses]

funny stuff

[Xenetic]

You know what another good site is? crazythoughts.com

its awesome when youre bored!

[Xenetic]

Ooh I foudn fun ones

<Dogan> GUYS, STORY TIME
<Dogan> So my teacher's friend's friend or something
<Dogan> She was dogsitting one day
<Dogan> Shows up the first time, finds the dog dead on the floor, right?
<Nightryde> how embarrassing
<Dogan> SO she's gotta pack the dog corpse up and take it to the vet so they can dispose of it or whatever
<Dogan> She can't find anything to fit it in, so she stuffs it in a freaking SUITCASE
<Dogan> She didn't have a car so she has to take the train through Chicago
<Zeelot> oh mannnn
<Dogan> This guy helps her carry the case on and is like
<Dogan> "this is pretty heavy, what's in it?"
<Dogan> lady replies "just some computer things"
<Dogan> the guy SOCKS HER IN THE FACE AND RUNS OFF WITH THE CASE
<Nightryde> AHAHAHA HOW would you pawn that sort of thing???

italy4me: i hate ****ing people.
italy4me: wait.
italy4me: reverse that
italy4me: i ****ing hate people.

and

<OmegaHedgehog> Haha, a very funny thing happened to my cousin right before Christmas
<OmegaHedgehog> My cousin was watching South Park with me, something he really isn't supposed to be doing
<OmegaHedgehog> The episode where Cartman thinks a dildo is a sports watch was on
<OmegaHedgehog> So he goes and writes down 'dildo' on his list to Santa
<OmegaHedgehog> His dad goes and reads it and freaks out, and goes up to ask him where he heard what a dildo was
<OmegaHedgehog> He replies with "I heard Cartman talk about it on TV. It's something like a sports watch, right?"
<OmegaHedgehog> So his dad (my uncle) tells him it's a chocolate chip cookie, and asks my aunt to make him some
<OmegaHedgehog> So the next day he goes to school, and here's the best part
<OmegaHedgehog> He gets up in front of the whole class and tells them about how his mom gave him her biggest dildos and how yummy they were



I love this site, bye lol.

[selmo]

haha i usually love the vulgar ones...there was one that relates to talking about how there is sugar in sperm XD >.> i wont tellit though

[Kurosaki]

The one where a son runs into his mothers room whilst shes sleeping with a ski mask and a fake gun cracks me up. Not quite something you want to hear your mother say to you....