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09-04-2005, 01:31 PM
I got bored so I wrote a poem about PvP in a typical MMORPG. It has overtones of WoW but is somewhat general still. It's really stupid - but made me laugh.

Ode to PvP

The plan was made the night before,
Planned by the guild of forum lore
This day would be one of much noob-owning,
The noobs would be crushed and left a-groaning.

I proudly stood in clan tabard
Someone jested "This won't be hard"
"lol is everyone ready?"
Spoke our leader, strong and steady.

Our main tank announced "BRB AFK"
So we had to wait like half a day
Then finally he was back again
The bout would start on the count of ten

Only moments into the start of the brawl
"WTF!" yelled our enemies all
It appeared that one had strayed from the pack
It appeared he had planned his own attack!

"ROFL" my guildies exclaimed in response
While we slew the rogue with nonchalance
The fool's hopes of 1337ness went down the tube
We had owned him indeed. We had owned the first noob.

That first kill began our great crusade
Swords, magic and goblin grenades!
We were owning noobs left and right
We were owning noobs into the night.

And at the end of the day we faced many a hate tell
The angry players screamed 'What the hell!?'
They said we exploited. They said we hacked.
I just said "We're the best, as a matter of fact."

They whined and whined and whined some more
"STFU" we said times four.
This bickering erupted into a war of flames
"Cry more noobs - you're all the same"

A typical day in the world of PvP
Noobs as far as the eye can see
And tomarrow this pattern we shall repeat -
For we are those who know the true meaning of 1337.

EDIT: Minor changes. I didn't edit this before I submitted it so I'll do some nitpicking on it.

09-04-2005, 01:32 PM
*loves it* ^^

09-04-2005, 01:34 PM
The first kill began our great crusade
Swords, arrows, magic and goblin grenades!

lol, that was great Akuma :D

09-04-2005, 01:36 PM
HAHAHa relates so well to me...im always first to die

09-04-2005, 01:41 PM
Thanks :D Glad you all enjoy it.

09-08-2005, 09:44 AM

Hilarious, very common reactions to most PvP situations ^_^

09-08-2005, 01:41 PM
I think you just pwned Dr. Seuss.
Great stuff.

09-08-2005, 01:58 PM
*additional generic cop compliment*

good poem on a more serious note tho ^^